overlypolitebisexual:

straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo

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